Top 10

Top 10 Reasons I Think Hank is a girl:

10. Eats her vegetables
9. Enjoys cleaning
8. Likes to dance
7. Is appalled by most TV
6. Doesn't dribble food down my white shirts
5. Craves chocolate
4. Likes shopping (except King Soopers)
3. She's jealous of my figure so she makes me look fat
2. Likes to spend a lot of time in the bathroom
1. Gets mad at the boys if they squish her at all. ("hello-o... just grew my hair and nails in here!")


Top 10 Reasons Hank Could Be a Boy

10. Doesn't like taking vitamins
9. Likes working out
8. Packs such a punch I could feel him since he was 8 weeks old
7. Doesn't like mom's hair up
6. Doesn't mind the cold and likes lots of fresh air
5. Found the smell of dog-breath pleasant one evening
4. Is always peeking over dishes and pots asking "what's for dinner?"
3. Steak and potatos please! Oh, and please pass the salt!!
2. Burps a lot
1. Is a teasebug and keeps trying to trip mommy


We find out next week!!

Don't You Know What "No" Means??

In case you are wondering... "could someone please tell me the meaning of the word "no," here it is. :) Straight from the Clarksters Dictionary - with examples to help clarify how each form should be used.

NO

1) No.

If this comes from Mom or Dad, it should be followed up with a loud wail. If it comes from Clark, it is said very sweetly and matter of factly -- and when eating with a hand in front of his cute little mouth.

2) Forehead.

I would like to say that when he points to his forehead and calls it a "no," he is saying "know" and is showing extreme smartness, but from definition # 3, I doubt it. He thinks no is forehead and forehead is no. I think this is why he laughs so hard whenever either Grandma tells him "no no :)" If someone came up to me, smiled and said "forehead forehead" I think I'd probably laugh too.

3) Yes.

Up and down are synonyms, so why not yes and no?? We've now made a lovely habit of asking... just to be sure... "by 'no' did you mean 'yes?'" followed up with "YAS!!!"

"no."